Double Mochat Catpuccino, Please

Catnipsters don't mind paying too much for a coffee. Because they know about coffee, man.

Fixed Gear Bikes are Sweet

Catnipsters love being bike messengers. It's totally AUTHENTIC.

April Showers Bring May Catnipsters.

It may be warming up outside, but the true Catnipster is always cold...like his heart.

Myspace is for Catnipsters

Because that's the place where you post pictures of yourself, taken at the end of your own arm and/or in your mirror, shirtless.

CatNipster Jr.

Well what did you expect, what with all them catnipsters putting their catfaces together and smooching. That's how babies are made!

The Nipsterati

Catnipsters love posing for the Pawparazzi, because it's always about them.

Sylvia Plathnipster

Catnipsters love making you listen to their poetry.

When I grow up, I wanna be a Catnipster.

Catnipsters wear lumberjack shirts...'ironically.' Or just non-lumber-relatedly.

Catnipsters are pretty sure they're famous

Wearing sunglasses indoors is just something catnipsters do. Otherwise they'd be blinded by the beauty of their reflected sense of importance, coming off all the mirrors they're peeking into.

Feeling confused is just part of being a CatNipster

Catnipsters have weight issues, sometimes. Doesn't stop THEM.