Tuesday, March 31, 2009

The Nipsterati


Catnipsters love posing for the Pawparazzi, because it's always about them.

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Sylvia Plathnipster


Catnipsters love making you listen to their poetry.

Friday, March 27, 2009

When I grow up, I wanna be a Catnipster.


Catnipsters wear lumberjack shirts...'ironically.' Or just non-lumber-relatedly.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Catnipsters are pretty sure they're famous


Wearing sunglasses indoors is just something catnipsters do. Otherwise they'd be blinded by the beauty of their reflected sense of importance, coming off all the mirrors they're peeking into.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Feeling confused is just part of being a CatNipster


Catnipsters have weight issues, sometimes. Doesn't stop THEM.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Smoke Break


Catnipsters don't listen to the Surgeon General.

Oh my god, is that...CATNIPSTER!?!!?!!?!

Catnipsters love being lead singers of bands you haven't heard of.

Monday, March 23, 2009

On the Prowl: Catnipster


Catnipsters use hair products.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Spotted: Catnipster


Catnipsters...are coy.

What is a CatNipster?

It's a hipster with a cat head. All there is to it.

Cats are sort of hipsters already.